Thumbs Up Britney

Saw it this morning on MTV. Awesome. We always knew Britney had it in her. The anime Britney is a way better solution than liposuction. Hotness! Fabulous!

Gene Futon, Bang-Mi and Whatever KL Launch Party

Hosted by: Vice Modern Disco (V.M.D) aka Illkid and Goldfish
Location: Maison CLub KL

Twas a Banging Night!

The freaks were out and about.

A native American was spotted and he did not get shot.

The fairies "FIPPED" their tiny wings and giant balls.

Kicks and Pumps flew up the sky in Xtacy...

The Dude/Sweet played an awesome SET!

Even Ribut and Chasey Lain teared the house down (almosT)

Everyone was a celebrity in their own rights.

But one MAN should have taken the stage longer than 5 mins - GENE of FUTON!! (so he claims it was 12 mins = 3 and a halF fucking song)

We want more of GENE!

We want less drunken HO interruption - Shut your FUCKING mouth!

(pardon ze language)

Melissa Indot Did It!

To think that Malaysians aren't able to appreciate Melissa Indot's new sounds is logical considering the fact that Siti Nurhaliza is still winning awards. Did she? Heck we know, we were out of town. Well one of us was. We're just glad AIM shuved that pop shuvit dooofuses away this time or any other rap group ala-ala dangdut versi hip hop.

We're proud of Melissa Indot and she should keep doing what she does best - make different music! It'd wouldn't hurt if radio stations played her songs more often.

Congratulations and your speech girl, gubra sedikit.

Madonna Hard Candy

Psst... just a quick update because we find this exciting. Like totally. Maddy, yes that's rite Madonna's new album cover has been revealed but no we can't get our hands on the album itself yet. We just have to wait like everybody else. We're sure you folks have checked out "4 minutes" of Maddy and Justin - Timberlake that is.

News is, her new album Hard Candy is mostly produced by Her Royal Highness herself and Pharell "He is King" Williams. We're thinking a heavy wrap around dance, RnB and hiphop sounds coming from this album. Totally cool. "4 Minutes" however, we felt was a little too much for Maddy, the dancing that is. JT just look way young!

America's Next Top Model Cycle 9

Yes we all know who won. Question is, why? Honest answer is - we don't care.

The thing is, we were peeved when Sarah got kicked out because according to Tyra Banks and the other judges, they are not sure of Sarah's place in the industry just yet with the other models being super skinny. WTF? Why the hell cast her in the first place? Every bloody season, ANTM does that. They take in a fatty and allow them to plus size models and yet discriminate against their figure. Not like there's any program in the show that helps these ladies deal with weight loss. FFS bitches, just stop annoying us already. Stick to the stick figures and the whole show will be fine.

Also if you guys watch closely, when Tyra holds the pictures of the girls and the camera shoots from her back to focus at the girls, try looking at Tyra's jiggles. Funneh!

Replacement Boutique x Salon

Replacement Boutique x Salon
Replacement Boutique x Salon
Replacement Boutique x Salon

No we ain't crazy to flood our own blog! We just want you to know this name by hard! Why? Because they are the new Hybrid Model for what we presume to be the next big thing in Bangsar. Of course they're not the only ones but as soon as you climb those super clean set of staircase, burn some calories on the way up and press the tiny bell labeled "press" so you can get in, you'll reach euphoria.

Ok maybe not Euphoria, perhaps enlightenment. We wouldn't go too far by saying it's a state of the art establishment but they do let you roam about freely. No more traditional face mirror and cut hair routine. Sit wherever, have a glass of wine and your hair will get done. Don't be fooled by the washing machine you see the moment you step into the store. It is NOT an alternative hair wash style. It's for washing towels. Really it is.

As for the boutique, you can't miss it. In fact, you want to get into those lovely clothes pronto! Bird's collection @ Replacement is something out of the ordinary, vintage and trend setting. Ok fine, how would we know about fashion rite? You go check it out and tell us we're wrong then. We're not wrong hunny, na-uh. We know our styles and Bird Store is what started it all. Street, trash, vintage, nu rave, you name it, they got it. Punchline: Quality @ a bargain!

If you DON'T believe us, we suggest you SEE for yourself.

The best is still to VISIT them @ 5-1, Jalan Telawi 2, Bangsar Baru, 59100 KL. If you trust us and you must get a haircut call them @ 03-2287 6812. They open everyday from 10am to 9pm daily.

All hyped out in Bangsar

We've been missing yo. Missing you! Damn that was corny. The level of lameness was way up there. Rite now, we have a bit of a promotion to do. We promoted them once before but hell they've grown over the pass few months.

Here's the situation. For those who live in Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur per say, would most likely know a little hyped area called Bangsar. Here is where the night life began that it dragged all the way till noon the following day. Everything and anything can be found in Bangsar.

With that said, boutiques and salons are most popular. However we think the most visited shop would be that pirated DVD shop opposite BSV2. Now back to these boutiques and salons. They're overflowing over there. You wouldn't know which one to go to and they also cater for mostly female customers.

Whatever it is men, you guys lose out big time unless you need a haircut. Ok let's be fair, there's also coffee shops around for you men to splurge on your women only later, they'll complain saying you added to their weight issues.

Ice Blended lots of sugar lah dei!

Next thing you know, you're paying for her gym sessions. Not cheap ok! Morrie is good at avoiding that. She shall give ya'll a free lesson come pre-judgment day.

So how do these salons and boutiques outshine one another?

It seems almost impossible to differentiate one another. Either selling clothes and anything that comes with it or hair styling service. Perhaps one that is on the ground floor get more traffic. It being on the ground floor makes perfect sense. If you ask us, anything that involves climbing multiple sets of staircase is way too primary school.

Little did we know, the higher you climb, the better chances of getting some good stuff. Or it could be totally frustrating. So would you climb the staircase to see if it's worth it?

The next section is totally gonna make you wanna climb those steps. If not, just think of the calories you'll shed.

Up Next: Replacement Boutique x Salon - because we dig!

For When We Have The Time

Yea yea yea... we said we back and all but we lack in the area of actually blogging. We have a perfectly good reason for that. Not that it matters, we've been kickin' it indoors lately. Morrie has her new metabolic addiction and Sharoki developed some kind of lightness in the purse. So we basically do what is best in these situations - movie dinners!

So here's the list of movies that we finally got around to watching but no long reviews:

Across The Universe

A musical hazard from the start and when it got revolutionary, the music got better. Of course they were all Beatles track. Nonetheless, the animation was fantastic!

The Deaths of Ian Stone

Oh... this was crap.

Mr Woodcock

Predictably funny and predictable ending. Make for good laugh, family fun and chick flick?

A Mighty Heart

This requires full on concentration as it plays around the idea of American/Jewish hostage by the Al-Qaeda right after the 9/11 incident. Interesting theory and predicaments. So make sure you watch this on an empty stomach.

Dan In Real Life

Ok. This is a very good film in our humble opinion. Of course in every romance/comedy flick, the ending is often predictable and corny. However, from the beginning we get a different feel considering Steve Carell as the main character. It's warm, light-hearted and pitiful all together. Great fun and definitely touching to watch this with your loved ones.

Awake

Talk about unexpected plots. This film has it all. We've never seen Jessica Alba is this light of acting life before. It is just so sad and angry. We can't imagine ever being stuck in such situation where the truth about your being and everything around you that you trust is being revealed unfairly and unjustly, yet, you have no might to even blink an eye for disapproval. Must see film!

27 Dresses

Chick Flick!!! Totally awesome on a Saturday evening at the cinema with your bf/gf and the rain won't stop pouring. Makes you laugh, makes you frown and occasionally sob (for girls only.. hehe). We loved it and we think you guys should give it a chance and take your girlfriends out for a movie date.

Damn Girl, We Back!

Rite, rite, rite!!

We're back, taking baby steps towards giving ya'll some positivity in the world of entertainment and everything that goes with it. As some of you might've noticed, we've been quite occupied with the recent general election (in our country) that we find no time and spirit to be positive in the name of entertainment. Forgive us but we seriously don't give a damn girl! We just do as we please here.

Ok so what has been going on??? We hear Morrie's girl RiRi and Chris Brown kickin it together. That is awesomest we think. Paris and Benji Madden are dating openly. What an odd couple bound to not last but we do hope for the best. Rumour also has it that Madonna and Guy Ritchie is don't with. They have yet to announce anything but it's fine because couples do fall out of love with one another and if its a clean split then great! Good luck to them both altho we doubt they need it.

Halle Barry just gave birth to a baby girl! Damn girl we love baby girls! Congratulations and we're sure she'll be as hot like momma. Speaking of Momma, our Momma Kimora is preggers too. Yay! Djimon is sexy. Damn lucky Momma! Still on good news, we don't hear much about Britney Spears nowadays... nothing dramatic at least since her daddy took over managing her everything. Good for the Spears family and we say keep it up.

Ok enough for today but we will be back soon as anyone of us is free.

Post-Election Melodrama

We're both in great physical pain and we're in no mood whatsoever to go on with round ups or update or whatever. We just want to listen to Madonna's new single and lie down.

Bahahahah Cowell!

We know, we said we're not posting till next week but we were just reading some feeds and this funny headline came out: Simon Cowell Admits To Using Botox.

Who cares??? We still love Simon for his wit and truth on American Idol but sometimes, he loves to upset Paula, who more often than never, appears to be on some kind of high. Figure.

It also says that Simon is a metrosexual and proud of it says U.K Glamour magazine. So does a metro-man wears the same shirt everyday with army style haircut? Just wondering.

Need A Break

Crazy week and a crazier weekend! We at fresh haaay inc just need some quiet time to relax, detox and catch up on work. Morrie has just expressed her dissatisfaction on MondayMorrie and will be partially nervous until the election is over. Since Morrie is the main writer here, she will be taking time off to monitor the election proceedings because deep down inside, she cares. So till next week then. Drive safe and don't let the damn flags kill you!

By the way, check out Estrella you guys. We saw her at a recent gig and not only that she's super cute, she's the next big thing IF we give her a chance.